My friend Mike Falzone is a musician and for the past two years I’ve tried to pitch him music video ideas that he turns down. Since they are AMAZING and he’s WRONG, I’m going to let them live here:
-Pull a fire alarm at 3AM in a real freshman dorm. When the kids come out completely drunk and disoriented, we do the video in one shot.
-Go sing your song to old people
-Watch porn with your dad
-the first half is you letting strangers in new york city slap you, and then the second half is you getting strangers to kiss you
